Carpet Schmarpet

So...last week Good Joo had her horrendous carpet cleaned. Why? Because Good Joo's hubby had spilled two, huge cups of coffee on the living room floor. Now...Good Joo hates carpet. All kinds. In every form. It is nasty ass booty. So instead of ripping the carpet out and throwing it in the front yard (a la Grand Rapids), Good Joo decided to have it steam cleaned. To make a long story short...because the coffee stains didn't come out...Good Joo decided to shave the dog's butt with ther hubby's beard trimmer on the living room floor. So what? If it's gonna be stained it might as well be covered in hair. Can I get an AMEN?