New Rule
You are no longer considered to be Amish if you have the following in your cart at Meijer:
-Mountain Dew (although GJ knows the weakness...she knows it)
-Pampers or Huggies
-Cheese Puffs
-Light bulbs
And you are no longer considered to be Amish if you are standing on the roof next door to GJ swearing into a cell phone.
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Seeing as you live among the Amish and I do not, I suppose I should support your rule. But I do maintain that if some sort of end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it technological catastrophe ever strikes, the Amish are going to be ALL SET.
ReplyDeleteAnd you are no longer allowed to be considered Amish if you've pimped your buggy (with RED WHEELS) and are listening to rap music as you bounce down the road.
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