In celebration of BJ's achievement of reaching week 14, BJ has artfully drawn the above self portrait for all of youse. This portrait was drawn shortly after the third person in one day asked BJ if she was pregnant with twins. The correct response, of course, to BJ's reply of "no" is not, and this may shock all of you, "are you sure." Bad Joo is perty damn near ready to start suffocating people who ask this particular follow up question with her resplendent arm fat.
Those who know BJ in the flesh will immediately note that this drawing is somewhat flawed in that BJ's legs are not this long.
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Just wait until you have sweet baby in your arms and some old lady in the check out lane asks you when you are due. Trust me, you will NOT be able to contain yourself!
ReplyDeleteIf by "not be able to contain myself" you mean "break my shopping basket violently against the conveyor then cut her with the resulting shards", you are correct.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure your butt's not that droopy. Plus, if your boobs really do look like the Madonna cones, the rest can be borne because cone tits are the shizz. They're worth the barfing misery, right? Can I get a "Like a Prayer?" *raise the roof*
ReplyDeleteYeah, unfortunately, pregnancy also makes me a shitty Paint user. It's one of the lesser known side effects of carrying something in one's womb.
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