Wednesday, October 21, 2009
GJ is in hiding
GJ's husband noted this morning pretty much on his way out the door that he was going to be in court this morning. What? No. You are a tax attorney. You do NOT go to court. You should NOT speak in public. EVER. While accessorizing himself, which involves packing the entire household into 2-3 bags that he drags to work everyday, with 19 phones, and 15 ipods (only 1 works, but he just can't let the others go) he mentioned this court thing to GJ. GJ spit out her coffee. Really he is just going to sit there and look important, play on his tap tap, and make some notes. BUT. BUT. What he told GJ he wanted to do was have the opportunity to stand up and yell "THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS". Oh god. It would involve a lot of hand motions as well and perhaps a small podium. It may also involve him wearing running shoes because you never know when you might need to run. And when the judge yells at him to sit down and shut the hell up, he will rip open his suit and there will be all his marathon medals. The lights will all shine upon him and red chest hair will blind everyone and and and...GJ is hiding.
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Stay there. Do not come out. You may never show your face in public again. Put A and B up for a closed adoption. They should never have to face the shame that is about to befall them.
ReplyDeleteI assume he packed the travel podium. And a travel guitar for entertainment during any recesses. Oh, lawyer.
ReplyDeleteHey GJ nice to meet you yesterday!I was cracking up at his desire to declare "That's preposterous!" because I occasionally have a driving urge to tell whoever calls "I told you never to call me here!" and a well placed "Silence!" can work wonders.
ReplyDeleteAngela
ditto my new found friend. perhaps you and the GJ hubby could run around and yell random things and then correct my punctuation...PJ told me how you roll.
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