Oh M. Stop causing your momma first time mommy stress. Stay on the boob.
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The Twoo Joos
Good Joo / Bad Joo
The two Joos get their names from their beloved mommy dearest, who was far too young when they were born, and hence gave them first names beginning with the same letter. These names have, over time, evolved from two distinct given names into "Joo." The two sisters are not, in fact, Jewish, although they aspire to such greatness.
Good Joo is the youngest Joo and is fair and bright. Prior to birthing A, B and little Ju, Good Joo was a biochemist. Good Joo and her attorney husband live in Fort Gay/Pain/Stain, Indiana. She enjoys swearing, reading, and learning about Jesus from her neighbors.
Bad Joo is dirty and wrong. She spends too much energy narrating life for super dog. Bad Joo recently quit smoking, an exercise which resulted in the deaths of several innocents. Bad Joo lives in Michigan's Bible Belt with her foreigner husband and half-breed son. Bad Joo enjoys swearing, reading, and bending over backwards for the entire fuceing world.
Original text and images copyright Two Joos 2008-2010. Other works copyright their respective owners. Please don't rip off without permission.
Good Joo is the youngest Joo and is fair and bright. Prior to birthing A, B and little Ju, Good Joo was a biochemist. Good Joo and her attorney husband live in Fort Gay/Pain/Stain, Indiana. She enjoys swearing, reading, and learning about Jesus from her neighbors.
Bad Joo is dirty and wrong. She spends too much energy narrating life for super dog. Bad Joo recently quit smoking, an exercise which resulted in the deaths of several innocents. Bad Joo lives in Michigan's Bible Belt with her foreigner husband and half-breed son. Bad Joo enjoys swearing, reading, and bending over backwards for the entire fuceing world.
Original text and images copyright Two Joos 2008-2010. Other works copyright their respective owners. Please don't rip off without permission.
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Congrats, Bad Joo and Frenchie! Please let me know when I can drop a meal on your porch . . .
ReplyDeleteAww, he's so sweet! BJ...give me a ring if you need boob help...I've somehow kept four boys from starving! Congrats again! I wish I lived closer! By the way, Andrew got Super Mario Wii for Christmas, it brought back memories of Mario and cheap red wine from a jug!
ReplyDeleteThanks, all. We're set. Little M's jaundy was making him a bit sluggish, but he's chompin' like a champ now. And Steph, you're ultra sweet, but we've been visited by the Spike, and there is so much food here, we know not what to do.
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