Dear M:
You are adorable and wonderful. You smile all the time. You regale us all with "ba ba" and "papa." You never cry. You never sleep either, but that's for another post. In short, you are the world's most perfect baby.
But I really could've done without the full scale decimation of my teeth. Nothing says "white trash" like a mouth full of cavities and a mother effin' crown. How come no one ever told me that pregnancy and nursing would devastate my mouth?
Love,
Mama Joo
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My dentist earns more money when I have babies than my OB does. My OB has a Harley, but my Dentist has a yacht. In North Dakota. Go figure.
ReplyDeleteDoes your dentist have an OCEAN IN NORTH DAKOTA TOO, BECAUSE THAT'S HOW BAD MY TEETH ARE NOW, SO I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED.
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