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The Twoo Joos
Good Joo / Bad Joo
The two Joos get their names from their beloved mommy dearest, who was far too young when they were born, and hence gave them first names beginning with the same letter. These names have, over time, evolved from two distinct given names into "Joo." The two sisters are not, in fact, Jewish, although they aspire to such greatness.
Good Joo is the youngest Joo and is fair and bright. Prior to birthing A, B and little Ju, Good Joo was a biochemist. Good Joo and her attorney husband live in Fort Gay/Pain/Stain, Indiana. She enjoys swearing, reading, and learning about Jesus from her neighbors.
Bad Joo is dirty and wrong. She spends too much energy narrating life for super dog. Bad Joo recently quit smoking, an exercise which resulted in the deaths of several innocents. Bad Joo lives in Michigan's Bible Belt with her foreigner husband and half-breed son. Bad Joo enjoys swearing, reading, and bending over backwards for the entire fuceing world.
Original text and images copyright Two Joos 2008-2010. Other works copyright their respective owners. Please don't rip off without permission.
Good Joo is the youngest Joo and is fair and bright. Prior to birthing A, B and little Ju, Good Joo was a biochemist. Good Joo and her attorney husband live in Fort Gay/Pain/Stain, Indiana. She enjoys swearing, reading, and learning about Jesus from her neighbors.
Bad Joo is dirty and wrong. She spends too much energy narrating life for super dog. Bad Joo recently quit smoking, an exercise which resulted in the deaths of several innocents. Bad Joo lives in Michigan's Bible Belt with her foreigner husband and half-breed son. Bad Joo enjoys swearing, reading, and bending over backwards for the entire fuceing world.
Original text and images copyright Two Joos 2008-2010. Other works copyright their respective owners. Please don't rip off without permission.
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Dear Gladys,
ReplyDeleteWe are not, in fact, using the horse statues as subliminal advertising for the Dark Lord. Unicorns exist, and Gays can change if they want to (through Christ).
Love,
The Joos
Dear Gladys,
ReplyDeleteI will put you on my chruch prayer chain. We will pray to our dear Lord in heaven that Satan will come out of you and you will be forgiven.
In Christ,
Gina
My Child -
ReplyDeleteAre you fucking serious? That shit ain't Christly
Sincerely,
Lord Dawg
Did you know that unicorns were created specially for impaling mimes, people who work in offices (mostly accountants, paralegals and marketers) and those who don’t follow Christ. The unicorn also has a changeable horn, with each tailored for a specific type of spearing attack, depending upon the angle, the velocity and the victim it attacks. Thank you unicorns. Thank you.
ReplyDeletethe good joo is so nervous. she does not know what any of this means. she is going into hiding. bad joo and guest gay forget that good joo never knows what the hell they are talking about. so nervous.
ReplyDeleteGJ, just breathe deeply. Don't step in gay, or if you do, be sure not to contaminate the children.
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