I love It. It does EVERYTHING

That's right. The Garmin Forerunner 405. GJ's hubby's birthday present from the Good Jew of Bloomfield Hills. It has become the new obsession in GJ's house. Why? Because it satellite links GJ's hubby to his home computer through a watch or some shit. It tells him how many miles he has run. AND...(drumroll) when he stops at a crosswalk while running, the little man on the forerunner bends over like he is catching his breath. OH MY GOD. How awesome. It's a frickin' technological masterpiece. When GJ asked her husband (who was plugging and unplugging the Garmin into its charger) why it was so great, his response was, "I love it. It does everything." Like make sweet love to you? GJ does not think so. GJ's plan is to pick hubby up from work, blind fold him, drive him out in Amishland, spin him around 90x, release him, speed off kicking up gravel in his face, and let him Garmin his way home. We'll see how awesome it is. Thanks to the Good Jew whom I would mention by name, except for the fact that he told me to "NEVER MENTION MY NAME ON THE BLOG." Fine.