Other than the fact that C has a penis (confirmed via ultrasound yesterday), everything is BJ's fault.
BJ did take off for la la france-in-your-pants for an extended stay, leaving GJ and co. without much to do.
BJ did also fail to remember to bring her camera back from Surrenderland, thereby finding herself without any photos to post on this here blog,
which would've been okay, except that BJ also somehow entrusted the ultrasound photo disc to THE DIRTY FOREIGNER, who may or may not have burned some counterfeit war game on it, and there are therefore no photos of the penis-ridden fetus hereon.
So, Bad Joo has jack shit. And she can't tile. Nor can she sew. Not even w/ curse words and twenty hours of pipsqueakless house. Good Joo, you are the epitome of woman. Hear you motherfecking roar. Post some more photos of that adorable fambly of yours.