Tuesday, August 31, 2010


Inches. The circumference of M's waist. For real. We measured. He is a behemoth in a ladies' diaper.

In other news, Little Baby Ju is faring well, and Good Joo is too, except that she just purchased That-Which-Must-Not-Be-Named.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Jesus = A Mountie

Apparently. Please enjoy this musical interlude whilst the Joos attend to Little Ju and other bags of tricks.


Friday, August 20, 2010


Happy anniversary to my mail order husband, best friend, and fellow disdainer of so, so many. Je t'aime.

Thursday, August 19, 2010


Baby Ju was born today at 4:25. 7 pounds, 8 ounces. 20.5 inches long. Congratulations to Good Joo and her family!

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

I'm so excited. And I just can't hide it.

Good Joo's about to lose control, and I think she likes it.

Good Joo is being admitted tonight to begin the process of evicting that bad ass baby. ENFUCKINGFIN.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Sisters are for making us bawl our eyes out.

I love you, Joo.

Grace Anne May 1, 1999 - August 16, 2010

When the rottenweiler sized hole in this Joo's heart closes up a smidge, she'll write more, but in the meantime, these Joos leave you with this:
A: Why are you crying?
GJ: Because Grace Anne went to heaven.
A: Already?
GJ: Yes.
A: But what is Bill doing?
GJ: Sitting on the couch, I guess.