Thursday, October 1, 2009

GJ already knows that a lot of you are feeling sorry for her for the following reasons:
-Her husband has red hair and we all know what that means
-The floors in her house look like this (see above)
-Her gay designer told her the floors looked pink
-Her gay designer told her to NOT pass GO until she replaces all the floors in her house with wide plank, dark, hardwood (GJ agrees)
-It will be 2090 before GJ can do the above
-Her child is a baby zebra who strangely holds its front hooves like a dead squirrel


  1. the floors look nice as does the baby zebra

  2. I feel sorry for the baby zebra, whose water hole and grasslands must be so dry, she has had to resort to eating bread.