GJ already knows that a lot of you are feeling sorry for her for the following reasons:
-Her husband has red hair and we all know what that means
-The floors in her house look like this (see above)
-Her gay designer told her the floors looked pink
-Her gay designer told her to NOT pass GO until she replaces all the floors in her house with wide plank, dark, hardwood (GJ agrees)
-It will be 2090 before GJ can do the above
-Her child is a baby zebra who strangely holds its front hooves like a dead squirrel
the floors look nice as does the baby zebra
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for the baby zebra, whose water hole and grasslands must be so dry, she has had to resort to eating bread.
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