20

Inches. The circumference of M's waist. For real. We measured. He is a behemoth in a ladies' diaper.

In other news, Little Baby Ju is faring well, and Good Joo is too, except that she just purchased That-Which-Must-Not-Be-Named.

Jesus = A Mountie

Apparently. Please enjoy this musical interlude whilst the Joos attend to Little Ju and other bags of tricks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhV4-1nZs_A

Five

Happy anniversary to my mail order husband, best friend, and fellow disdainer of so, so many. Je t'aime.

BAYBEEEEEEEEE!

Baby Ju was born today at 4:25. 7 pounds, 8 ounces. 20.5 inches long. Congratulations to Good Joo and her family!

I'm so excited. And I just can't hide it.

Good Joo's about to lose control, and I think she likes it.

Good Joo is being admitted tonight to begin the process of evicting that bad ass baby. ENFUCKINGFIN.

Sisters are for making us bawl our eyes out.

I love you, Joo.

Grace Anne May 1, 1999 - August 16, 2010

When the rottenweiler sized hole in this Joo's heart closes up a smidge, she'll write more, but in the meantime, these Joos leave you with this:

A: Why are you crying?

GJ: Because Grace Anne went to heaven.

A: Already?

GJ: Yes.

A: But what is Bill doing?

GJ: Sitting on the couch, I guess.