A: When you die you go to "Kevin".
GJ: What?
A: When you die you go to "Kevin". He makes you better and then sends you back.
GJ: Who told you that?
A: Grandma
GJ: Kevin sounds like a nice dude.
This after weeks of re-enacting the crucifixion. All animals in our house had to die, go to a cave and come out three days later. GJ might be rethinking this whole "I want A to make her own decisions about everything". That's what the GJ gets for letting A to church with her best friend on Easter.
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Good Joo / Bad Joo
The two Joos get their names from their beloved mommy dearest, who was far too young when they were born, and hence gave them first names beginning with the same letter. These names have, over time, evolved from two distinct given names into "Joo." The two sisters are not, in fact, Jewish, although they aspire to such greatness.
Good Joo is the youngest Joo and is fair and bright. Prior to birthing A, B and little Ju, Good Joo was a biochemist. Good Joo and her attorney husband live in Fort Gay/Pain/Stain, Indiana. She enjoys swearing, reading, and learning about Jesus from her neighbors.
Bad Joo is dirty and wrong. She spends too much energy narrating life for super dog. Bad Joo recently quit smoking, an exercise which resulted in the deaths of several innocents. Bad Joo lives in Michigan's Bible Belt with her foreigner husband and half-breed son. Bad Joo enjoys swearing, reading, and bending over backwards for the entire fuceing world.
Original text and images copyright Two Joos 2008-2010. Other works copyright their respective owners. Please don't rip off without permission.
Good Joo is the youngest Joo and is fair and bright. Prior to birthing A, B and little Ju, Good Joo was a biochemist. Good Joo and her attorney husband live in Fort Gay/Pain/Stain, Indiana. She enjoys swearing, reading, and learning about Jesus from her neighbors.
Bad Joo is dirty and wrong. She spends too much energy narrating life for super dog. Bad Joo recently quit smoking, an exercise which resulted in the deaths of several innocents. Bad Joo lives in Michigan's Bible Belt with her foreigner husband and half-breed son. Bad Joo enjoys swearing, reading, and bending over backwards for the entire fuceing world.
Original text and images copyright Two Joos 2008-2010. Other works copyright their respective owners. Please don't rip off without permission.
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It sounds like we have similar ideas on raising kids and religion.
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