Read It Now

Her breasts rested comfortably in her lap; they seemed to have died and she just hadn't taken time to dispose of them.

Joe R. Lansdale

"Leather Maiden"

What What in the Butt

GJ almost had a heart attack when BJ called to tell her that Christopher Moore had a new book out. GJ immediately got in the Pilot and drove to Target at ridiculous speeds to purchase a copy (in hardcover)!!! GJ thinks that Shakespeare sucks ass, but boy did GJ ever love Christopher Moore's new book, "Fool." Apparently CM borrows from some of that old ass Shakespeare's stuff for his newest bookie book. GJ loved it. Mostly for the swearing (obviously) and for the pure delight of laughing out loud for several nights in a row. This, GJ friends, is good shit. Put it in a Joo butt (see previous post).