A concerned reader writes:
Dear Bad Joo:
Was your baby born without eyes, or did you just superglue his lids shut because you're a bad mom?
Tess in Texarkana
I'm glad you asked. In fact, M does have eyes, and I rarely seal them shut, although I would if something horrid happen, like if Fox News took over my television and I couldn't turn it off. The proof is in the above pudding.
Thanks for reading!