Monday, January 11, 2010

Mail Call


A concerned reader writes:

Dear Bad Joo:

Was your baby born without eyes, or did you just superglue his lids shut because you're a bad mom?

With interest,

Tess in Texarkana


Dear Tess:


I'm glad you asked. In fact, M does have eyes, and I rarely seal them shut, although I would if something horrid happen, like if Fox News took over my television and I couldn't turn it off. The proof is in the above pudding.

Thanks for reading!


Bad Joo

2 comments:

  1. would you glue his ears shut if he listened to taylor swift?

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  2. I would box his ears.

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