Now taking applicants for surrogate mothers willing to carry C the rest of the way. Please send your CV and an ultrasound of your womb, being sure to point out any unusual amenities (such as a wet bar, jacuzzi, wall-to-wall carpeting, or in-womb wifi) to:
Bad Joo
Some Midwestern Town
101010
Thank you.
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I'd be happy to share my uterus...but I have a feeling that Quintus will be big and fat like his/her brothers, which would leave very little room for C...but since you are such a petite thing, it might work out. I am once again consuming caffeine, which should make me a happier gravid mother, and should slow Quintus' growth a bit as well.
ReplyDeletePerfect, thanks Pam. I shall arrive in the Dakotas this weekend with some jumper cables, a bunson burner, some test tubes, and anything else you think we'll need. Perhaps a 9x9 baking pan?
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear that Q has permitted you to resume your caffeine consumption.