Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Some Updates

First of all Good Joo would like to announce that she hates C's crib. It is ugly. It is some sort of mission style, ugly ass crib. Before you get upset, Good Joo has already informed Bad Joo that she hates it. Bad Joo is choosing to ignore GJ's opinion. She promptly announced that she knows someone who knows someone who can make her that crib. Good Joo threw herself down the stairs. No one can be a good parent with that crib in their house. That crib wouldn't even make a good bed for Gonna, which brings Good Joo to her next update...


NO ONE knows how hard it was for Good Joo to not punt Gonna into the pool during her leisurely drink. Good Joo was writhing on the deck. Convulsing. Good Joo almost had to call Animal Cops Fart Wayne on herself. Oh Gonna...

Good Joo has also been working on some sewing projects. Gearing up for the birth of the dirty, foreigner baby who GJ will only love if he is wearing cute clothes. And by cute clothes GJ means trousers trimmed in ball fringe. Everything is better with a ball fringe on it...


Granted B cannot sit and or move in this skirt, it is still pretty damn cute. Good Joo made it today in 15 minutes from a piece of scrap material. What did GJ originally use that cute fabric for? Well...a skirt for A. Good Joo uses the term "skirt" loosely. It is more like a giant rectangle that goes all the way to the floor. Very Pentecostal. Very not hot. There is no pic of that skirt.

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  1. Bad Joo is busily stapling ball fringe to her dirty foreigner womb.

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