Hi, I'm the Bad Joo (Joon). My sister is Good Joo or Belinda Joo (Joos). We are two very different sisters who aim to compare and contrast our lives and offer encouragement to similarly struggling ladies of the 21st century. Bad Joo lives in the jetto, works full time as a Girl Friday, and has cobwebs up in her womb from lack of use. Belinda Joo, the good sister, is living the Stay-At-Home dream with two darling children and a sparkling home in Suburbia. She has not yet been convicted of chopping up her husband and feeding him to the dog.
This blog hopes to answer the age-old questions, "How does she do it?", "Where the fuce did I put my access card/car keys/good earrings?", and "Why is poop delicious?" That and much, much more coming soon at You'll Learn To Keep House.
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The Twoo Joos
Good Joo / Bad Joo
The two Joos get their names from their beloved mommy dearest, who was far too young when they were born, and hence gave them first names beginning with the same letter. These names have, over time, evolved from two distinct given names into "Joo." The two sisters are not, in fact, Jewish, although they aspire to such greatness.
Good Joo is the youngest Joo and is fair and bright. Prior to birthing A, B and little Ju, Good Joo was a biochemist. Good Joo and her attorney husband live in Fort Gay/Pain/Stain, Indiana. She enjoys swearing, reading, and learning about Jesus from her neighbors.
Bad Joo is dirty and wrong. She spends too much energy narrating life for super dog. Bad Joo recently quit smoking, an exercise which resulted in the deaths of several innocents. Bad Joo lives in Michigan's Bible Belt with her foreigner husband and half-breed son. Bad Joo enjoys swearing, reading, and bending over backwards for the entire fuceing world.
Original text and images copyright Two Joos 2008-2010. Other works copyright their respective owners. Please don't rip off without permission.
Good Joo is the youngest Joo and is fair and bright. Prior to birthing A, B and little Ju, Good Joo was a biochemist. Good Joo and her attorney husband live in Fort Gay/Pain/Stain, Indiana. She enjoys swearing, reading, and learning about Jesus from her neighbors.
Bad Joo is dirty and wrong. She spends too much energy narrating life for super dog. Bad Joo recently quit smoking, an exercise which resulted in the deaths of several innocents. Bad Joo lives in Michigan's Bible Belt with her foreigner husband and half-breed son. Bad Joo enjoys swearing, reading, and bending over backwards for the entire fuceing world.
Original text and images copyright Two Joos 2008-2010. Other works copyright their respective owners. Please don't rip off without permission.
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- Saturday Morning Joo Comparison
- Fun Facts About Horses
- Seriously?
- The Incision
- Quitting Smoking Realistically
- GOOD JOO GONE BAD
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- Exhibit A
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Thank you for starting the blog! Bad Joo I love you !
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