Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Sad Songs and Waltzes Aren't Selling This Year

Some things never should have happened in the World's history. One of those is Gummi Bears, a 1980's cartoon and the bane of Bad Joo's existence. Why? Because twenty some fecking years later, this is stuck in Bad Joo's head:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loUNoy0Qub0Click on it. Do it. If you don't, this Joo will hunt you down like a dog. If the joos have to live it, you do.

This song is not stuck in the Joo's head all all the time. Not even most of the time. Just at times she'd rather it not be. Like when she's having a pap smear, or trying to carry on a conver

GUMMI BEARS bouncing here and there and everywhere. High adventure that's beyond compare...

Suddenly, a failed pop singer is exercising his fairly wide range in a description of mythical bouncing bears, and this Joo honestly doesn't know if she's singing aloud. Curse you Disney!

And the cartoon sucked.


  1. I'm sooo mad that you know the actual words. And even madder that after I read this post this morning I was singing it in my head. Hahaha.

  2. Dashing and daring, courageous and caring, faithful and friendly with stories to share;
    All through the forest they sing out in chorus,
    Bouncing along as their song fills the air...


    Magic and mystery are part of their history,
    Along with the secret of Gummi Beary Juice;
    Their magic is growing(?) they take pride in knowing;
    The fight for what's right is whatever they do (read: sociopathic)...