Wednesday, February 25, 2009

The Incision Is In Love

Well, the Joos should've known it would happen sooner or later. Afterall, the Incision is almost 7 months old, which is 15 in incision years, but it seems one is never ready for one's baby to grow up. *insert dramatic sigh* The Incision is in love.
This has probably been brewing for months, and the Joos just missed the signs. Sure, MDH reported that upon returning from Johns Hopkins, her local surgeon, who is responsible for her follow-up care, seemed infatuated by the Incision. Sure, MDH later reported that the Surgeon likened the Incision to a "heart" and still later to a "kitty." But, the Joos were unprepared for the latest oupouring of affection for the Incision.
Now, keep in mind that, as the Joos have previously mentioned, The Incision is a dick. The Incision is Incision Aggressive. The Incision cannot go to the Incision Park. The Incision does not walk nicely on a lead, is not house trained, and has bitten MDH COUNTLESS TIMES. Still, it seems the Incision has found its soul mate.
So, the Incision had an appointment yesterday to have its drains removed, and it must've batted its sutures at the Surgeon, for he now professes undying love for everything from its sutures to its drains to its bruising. The Surgeon even asked to keep one of the removed drains as a momento of their love. AND, to top it all off, insists upon calling The Incision its "kitty", as in, "here, kitty, kitty, kitty."
The Joos are not amused. Gentle Internettes, do you think the Joos should talk to the Surgeon's parents?

1 comment:

  1. I wouldn't worry too much unless you hear this coming from the incision's room: