Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Non-Smoker's Log, Day 240

Day 240. BJ still finds the need to shackle herself to a telephone pole every time she sees someone light up. The Incision's latest shenanigans are not helping. Someone please cut Bad Joo open, stuff her full of cigarettes and Kodiak mentholated chewing tobacco, stitch her closed, place her upon a pyre of broken cigarettes, then light her on fire. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.


  1. Bad Joo, I used to love smoking with you...but I have been good Pam for nearly 15 years...and stick to coffee, coca cola and cheap boxed wine...works for me...hope your mom is doing better soon!

  2. I have chained myself to the radiator in your honor. I wish I'd remembered to put pants on first.

    Hope all is well in the MD.