Remember that video you have to watch before you leave the hospital with your newborn? Or is that just GJ and her hubby? Did they just sense that I was going to be the crazy mom? Anywho...it's all about how your newborn is NOT out to get you. They were wrong. B is out to get GJ. After months and months of ear infections, B was ear ache free for approximately 14 days. Now her ears hurt again. How does GJ know this? Well silly lambs...it's because when her ears hurt she has no love for the boob. She hates it. She screams at it. She smacks it around and tries to rip it off. She shoves it out of her face. She tries to put it back in GJ's bra. She bites it. Her head spins around. She gets so pissed she shits her pants or rips loud farts. It's awful. So today...GJ went to buy some formula. This angers GJ as her boobs are plenty good. Note B's large cheeks. However, GJ can only stand sooooooooooo much drama. Upon arriving home GJ was in the kitchen trying to determine how the hell to make a bottle, when B came running in, ripped the bottle out of her mom's hands, made the bottle, stuck it in her mouth, and did the humpty dance. Fine.
*Fantastic outfit from Good Jew
**The GJ cannot punctuate and no longer cares. All posts from now on will be in the style of the GJ. GJ is sick and tired of having to have BJ and hubby correct posts. Screw it. And screw you if you don't like it. I'm not a frickin' attorney who has to write memos all day.