What a day. Phewwwww...I'm just exhausted. What a long day at the office. It took me all day to shred the leather couch. And on top of that I just had to fit in the shredding of the pristine, white, Pottery Barn chair. God I was busy. Now I think I will spend a little time resting. If I happen to be giving the fish a frickin' heart attack...well that's okay. I think my mom (GJ) is looking for me...
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ReplyDeleteDang GJ she's just tryin' to protect the fish from A's scary headless/mauled toys. You'd think when she was writing you those secret messages in the upholstered furniture you would have known better. Sheesh.
ReplyDeleteI hear cat fur is an excellent insulator. Say, in a hat... perhaps a fur muff?
ReplyDeleteIt is an excellent stuffer for the new chair that the cat is going to buy me.
ReplyDeleteUnless the secret message is "I WANT TO BE DECLAWED" I suggest she cut the shit out.